Thursday, June 17, 2010

GUN SHOT SURVIVOR

Subject: GUN SHOT SURVIVOR


Date: Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:39 AM





How's this for a gunshot survivor... Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.



He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.



Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be just a coincidence.....we can help her change 2 of her biggest problems!!!!

This email was way too funny to not share with all of our friends and family, hope you enjoy I sure did!!!!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Hot Air Balloon Festival

Well each year we have the annual hot air balloon festival and every year it rains! This year we went out on Friday night and it was too windy for the balloons to go up, but they had planned to set them all up in the infield and then let everyone go out and get a close up view of them. It was way to windy for them to put all the balloons up and we didn't get to go out and see them, but the kids enjoyed watching the few balloons that they did try to get up!